zeldathemes
May I never be perfect, and may I never stop defining what it means to be alive.

my name is shae and i know absolutely nothing

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love passionately, live freely

sollux:

DO YOU EVER WANNA MEET SOMEONE IN PERSON SO BAD YOU GET ALL EXCITED THINKING ABOUT IT AND MENTALLY PLAN OUT A DAY EVEN THOUGH ITS NEVER GONNA HAPPEN

  #julie  

surprisebitch:

dating tip: ask them to show you their recently used emojis so you can count your matches and see if you are compatible

hrhdianaa:

unstable-wonderland:

s3asick-s0uls:

This is the best one I’ve seen

I’d just like to point out that the paper says “the louder they laugh, the harder it is for them to hear you cry” and that breaks my heart

the details holy zeus

hrhdianaa:

unstable-wonderland:

s3asick-s0uls:

This is the best one I’ve seen

I’d just like to point out that the paper says “the louder they laugh, the harder it is for them to hear you cry” and that breaks my heart

the details holy zeus

sassadilla:

the best condoms money can buy

sassadilla:

the best condoms money can buy

hibiene:

when u and ur friends hang out

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basicwhinny:

you know when your boob itches like right beside the nipple but you can’t scratch it bc sensitive so you just aggressively rub it in two-rub intervals so nobody notices you

unclefather:

talk dirty to me

unclefather:

talk dirty to me

flawlessshxt21:

flawlessshxt21:

darecrow:

darecrow:

are you guys okay

I didn’t mean for this to get this many notes I’m just genuinely concerned for these people

darecrow:

darecrow:

are you guys okay

I didn’t mean for this to get this many notes I’m just genuinely concerned for these people

quik:

fuck jobs // the front bottoms

wesker-is-hot:

troybakerrr:

You have a dinner date for seven pm. What time do you arrive?

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Seven. Am. Case the restaurant. Run background checks on the staff. Can the cook be trusted? If not I gotta kill him. Dispose of the body. Replace him with my own guy no later than 4:30.

aydol:

prodigalpen:

RIP Mike Brown. His momma said she didn’t want anymore pics of him laying dead on the street so she shared pics of him as she knew him. This is one…

And I swear if it’s the last thing I do on this bloody website we are gunna make sure this doesn’t get forgotten. If we can’t get justice we’ll get change. The event in ferguson show that things have to fucking change

aydol:

prodigalpen:

RIP Mike Brown. His momma said she didn’t want anymore pics of him laying dead on the street so she shared pics of him as she knew him. This is one…

And I swear if it’s the last thing I do on this bloody website we are gunna make sure this doesn’t get forgotten. If we can’t get justice we’ll get change. The event in ferguson show that things have to fucking change